Santorum For GOP


“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else… It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”

— [Rick Santorum](

You know, I have to give Rick “College is For Snobs" Santorum credit for actually citing a work of literature.