Santorum For GOP
I’ve voted to kill Big Bird in the past…That doesn’t mean I don’t like Big Bird. You can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don’t know.
Rick Santorum
great-cliterature:

This goes out to Michele “Batshit” Bachmann, Herman “the black guy from Ghostbusters” Cain, Rick “Oops” Perry, and Rick “Blue Balls” Santorum. Thanks for playing :)

great-cliterature:

This goes out to Michele “Batshit” Bachmann, Herman “the black guy from Ghostbusters” Cain, Rick “Oops” Perry, and Rick “Blue Balls” Santorum. Thanks for playing :)

heartfullofplans:

Rick Santorum’s campaign for President was the political equivalent of drunk sex that goes on to the point of chafing in spite of the fact that neither party is capable of orgasm.”