Santorum For GOP

I’ve voted to kill Big Bird in the past…That doesn’t mean I don’t like Big Bird. You can kill things and still like them, maybe to eat them, I don’t know.

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—	Rick Santorum

Is it too late to draft Rick Santorum? »

Santorum Rises Again! »

"I will continue to fight to make sure that the cultural elites don't further undermine the institution that gives the best opportunity for healthy, happy children and a just and prosperous society." »

socialismartnature:

(Video) Rick Santorum Aborts Presidential Campaign from Ashley Judd | Funny or Die

great-cliterature:

This goes out to Michele “Batshit” Bachmann, Herman “the black guy from Ghostbusters” Cain, Rick “Oops” Perry, and Rick “Blue Balls” Santorum. Thanks for playing :)

Rick Santorum’s Campaign Was So Unbelievably Bad »

heartfullofplans:

“Rick Santorum’s campaign for President was the political equivalent of drunk sex that goes on to the point of chafing in spite of the fact that neither party is capable of orgasm.”

On a lighter note... »