An article from Prosh this morning.
(For those who don’t know, Prosh is a spoof newspaper created by the university to raise funds for charities. On one day every year students dress up and go into the city to badger passersby until they buy the paper.)
A Rick Santorum slash fiction over 4000 words by Sor-bet.
Completely beautiful and nassssssty.
I haven’t read it, but with a description like that I couldn’t help but reblog.
EDIT: Apparently somebody is linktually challenged. I’ve fixed the link now.
That’s pretty much already the GOP’s Bible.
This headline has slash title written all over it. Followers, you know what to do.
I am going to start a blog called “santorumsloveslave” and post exclusively Rick Santorum slash fanfiction.
IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.
YES. DO IT.
“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else… It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”
— [Rick Santorum](http://www.salon.com/2006/10/17/santorum_24/)